Hey Barry! Fughetabouddit!

Paco has saved all of us from having to listen to you drone and on and on, spewing bs-filled bromides and stroking your own ego, in your upcoming State Of The Empire Union Address.  He’s done it for you and kept it short, sweet, to the point, and, most importantly, honest:

The State of the Union…is, in some ways, considerably better than it was a year ago, when the hope ‘n change tsunami threatened to wash away everything not lashed to a government program. We’ve still got problems – high unemployment, a big debt load, a series of tepid responses to the world’s bad guys – but the prognosis for improvement is good, mainly because of the increasing level of disenchantment with President Jesus H. Obama, and the prospects for an enormous backlash against the Democrats this fall.

That’s about right.

Hey, Barry, he even dressed for it better than you would:

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