Today’s Delusional Moment Is Brought To You By…

…the Divine Julius Obamacus Caesar, Lowerer Of The Seas:

[Democratic Representative] Berry recounted meetings with White House officials, reminiscent of some during the Clinton days, where he and others urged them not to force Blue Dogs “off into that swamp” of supporting bills that would be unpopular with voters back home.

“I’ve been doing that with this White House, and they just don’t seem to give it any credibility at all,” Berry said. “They just kept telling us how good it was going to be. The president himself, when that was brought up in one group, said, ‘Well, the big difference here and in ’94 was you’ve got me.’ We’re going to see how much difference that makes now.”

The Messiah: You are healed! / Woman: Bwah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

Detective Paco has a message for The Anointed One:

You know what, Mr. Prez? The big difference between “here and in ’94” is that, then, we had a president who got it; now we’ve got a president who’s going to get it.