‘Will You Be Watching The SOTU, Bob?’
I’m glad you asked….No, I will not be watching Julius Obamacus Caesar’s State Of The Empire Union speech tonight. Believe me, I would like to, but, unfortunately, duty calls and I have to go watch some paint dry.
I know many of you out there have a similar conflicting responsibilities. I understand that some of you have decided that the responsible thing to do is to watch him drone on and on…er…deliver his 412th speech since taking office and I understand that you are worried that your heads might explode at some point during the marathon snooze-fest…er…delivery. May I suggest clicking over to Pajamas Media where that intrepid and fearless blogger Vodkapundit with be drunk blogging the speech. So put on your PJ’s, grab a bottle of single barrel hooch, and settle in to enjoy the show—booze can only help. [tip of the fedora to Stacy McCain]
SIDENOTE: I’ve obtained an exclusive photo of our Fearless Leader relaxing before the speech:
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The Camp Of The Saints 
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! You may not be live-blogging (or drunk-blogging…I might have to check THAT out), but you are sharp as a tack and have given me much amusement tonight. For that, I thank you. I’d tip my cap, but women are supposed to curtsy or something, aren’t they? I’m not all that steady on my feet even sober, so I think I’ll just nod and wink! 😉
Nod and wink gladly accepted.
STFU address this evening, huh? So THAT”s why they call Wednesday “hump” day.
Well, certainly one of the definitions applies: A painfully boorish person.