Little Lance Needs Your Help

Tomorrow is The TrogloPundit’s one-year blog anniversary and he is a number of hits short of a million….just a few [hysterical emphasis in the original]:

…All we need is…well…about six hundred and seventy-six thousand hits between now and 11:59 pm tomorrow. That’s it! Okay, a little more than that, I think. Make it six hundred and seventy-seven thousand hits, just to be safe. And that’ll make One Million Hits!

Ooh, you know what would suck? Coming up just a hit or two short. Da-yum.

I am urging all of my Friends In The Ether to give him as many clicks as you can despite the fact that Lance viciously attacked me and Stacy McCain yesterday in a posting regarding his delusions about Christina Hendricks. Stacy, being the kind-hearted soul he is, is urging you to click as well.  So is Chris Wysocki, who, in the past, has been the victim of Lance’s disturbing antics:

If Lance doesn’t reach a million hits by midnight tomorrow it could mean the end of Danica-blogging as we know it.

It could also mean that he won’t continue to report stories that I had first while forgetting to link to me. He’s real good at that. Hey, he has to be good at something, right?

Right?

And so is Red, mistress of Caught Him With A Corndog, who feels the need to entice you to help out Lancelot Link with some Rule 5 incentive.

Frankly, I’m doing this out of pity for the poor cheesehead.  His obsession with Danica Patrick has made him even more erratic in his behavior than normal lately.

The man is desperate and time is running out…on his sanity — not achieving a million hits could be the straw the breaks the troglodyte’s back.