S–t Happens

Speaking of friend Paco…

You know, the man continues to amaze me with the information he is able to gather from the inside of The White House Oval Office and other non-public areas.  Somehow — and I suppose he will never divulge how — he has obtained a transcript of the conversation that occurred in the former after the Divine Julius Obamacus Caesar and two of his minions returned from the Health Care Trough Summit last week.  A highlight:

Obama: What the hell just happened?

Axelrod [in a thin voice]: You just slammed the door in my face. Mr. President.

Obama: No, no, no! I don’t mean your nose – sorry about that, by the way – I mean what the hell happened back there at the health care meeting with those Republican senators? This was supposed to be a walkover, like the meeting with those morons from the House, but these guys came to play! And who have I got on my side? Freakin’ Harry Reid! Guy looks like something made out of clay by a ten-thumbed second-grader his first time in pottery class, plus every time he opens his mouth he pisses somebody off. Hell, he pisses me off just talking about the weather. So, what’s the damage?

Axelrod: Well, sir, I think the cartilage is still intact…

Obama: I AM NOT TALKING ABOUT YOUR NOSE, AXELROD!! I am talking about the damage to our plans to pass a health care bill. Rahm, stop doing that!

To see what Rahmbo is doing and to read the whole thing, please click here.