Snagging The Last Cookie

Paco has done it again.  

The VRWC’s top field agent [and gardener] has obtained a copy of a transcript of a taped conversation in the oval Office between David Ehrlichman Axelrod, Eric Mitchell Holder, and Barack Milhous Obama.  This man has more anonymous friends than Barney Frank in a bath house.

A number of subjects get covered in the conversation and there are moments of tension.  Here’s a highlight:

Obama: You have read the Arizona bill, haven’t you?

Holder: Yeah, yeah, sure…well…no, actually. I’ve been meaning to, but I haven’t had the time. I’ve been busy dodging subpoenas on that Black Panther voter intimidation case, and researching Roget’s thesaurus for synonyms I can use in lieu of “Islamic terrorism.”

Obama: Eric, the freakin’ thing is just ten pages long.

Holder [brightening]: I did see something about it in the New York Times.

[Obama’s personal secretary knocks on the door.]

Secretary: Mr. President, Senator Specter would like to speak to you.

Obama: What?!? Who took his call? I left clear instructions that nobody was home for that loser.

Please do take the time to click here and read the whole thing.  And throw a thank you Paco’s way.

Paco prepares to meet one of his anonymous sources, Deep Do-Do.