Adventures! In! Spamland!

Not only do I read each and every comment you all leave here at TCOTS, but I enjoy reading the spam messages I get before I send them into the  black hole of the Trash Bin [aka: Rachel Madcow’s Who-Who].  Most are just the same old, same old.  But, occasionally, one proves to be somewhat interesting and unintentionally humorous.  Also, they can provide a situation well-disposed to your humble Dispatcher’s showcasing of his marvellous wit.  The following message I just received is one such:

Does anyone know of a free website to sign up for Positive Singles dating for people with STDs? Carol G.

Dear Carol G,

Perhaps you should try the Organizing For America website?

Yours In Obama,

Bob ‘Two Shanks’ Belvedere,
President b-Harmony.com