Rule 5 Saturday Special: R.S. McCain Wins Rule Five Mojo Award
The TCOTS Rule 5 Committee in conjunction with the Blogospheric Academy of Rule Five Mojo Masters and Apprentices [BARFMMA] has decided to honor the inventor of Rule 5, Robert Stacy McCain, with the awarding of the first ever Mojo Award [aka ‘The Christina’] for Outstanding Performance In A Blog Or In A Tweet.
Through his dogged persistence and somewhat scary devotion, Mr. McCain refused to give up the struggle to obtain a response Tweet from Rule 5 favorite Alyssa Milano. Since the dawn of the Twitter Age, Mr. McCain pursued his dream with a ferocity that bordered on meeting the conditions for a Restraining Order in all of the 57 States. On 28 September, in the Year of Our Lord 2010, at 2223 hours, Mr. ‘The Other’ McCain received the following Tweet:
For his tenacious, unrelenting, untiring, incessant, stubborn, stalker-like efforts, we gladly with full hearts do hereby, heretofore, semaphore, two-plus-four, present the first Mojo Award to the man who put the ‘i’ in raaaaacist, Robert Stacy Beuregard Chopped Liver McCain:
THE CHRISTINA
In honor of Mr. McCain, The TCOTS Rule 5 Compliance Committee is proud to present this Rule 5 Special…
—ALYSSA MILANO THROUGH THE YEARS—
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‘It was Saturday night in America, and I felt like a native son.’
—Hunter S. Thompson
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The Camp Of The Saints 
Good work, damn good work, extremely good work!! She has always been a favorite of mine…..
Randy: In accordance with Stacy McCain’s RULE 2…
I’ve added your site to my version of the blogroll: Congratulations, you are an official Fellow DHS-Certified Right Wing Extremist.
31 flavors of awesome, Bob. Especially loved the Thompson quote. What’s that from?
Man, you forget sometimes just how stunning Alyssa Milano really is. I think it’s because she’s been around so long.
Nice job, Belvedere. Color me impressed.
Randy: Thank you. She’s a nice Italian girl, the kind you would take home to Mother.
Stacy: Thank you O Master Of Le Blogosphere. The quote is from Generation Of Swine.
Your Majesty: If Your Highness is pleased, I am overjoyed. She would maje a grand consort.
BTW: I only used a third of the pictures in my possession.
Bob what has RSM done to their comments?
Adobe: I just sent Smitty an e-mail about that; I’ll let you know what the reply says.
Adobe: While I have not, as yet, received an e-mail reply from Smitty, he does provide some explanantion here [especially in the Comments].
W. o. w.
I actually had never even heard of her until Stacy made a fuss about twitting or tweaking or whatever it is.
W. o. w.
I must confess, I have been madly in love with Alyssa ever since she was that kid on Who’s The Boss back in the 80s. (I must point out that she and I are exactly the same age, so nothing creepy there!) Now, since she has re-tweeted Stacy, and I have commented on posts on Stacy’s blog, that officially means that there are only two degrees of separation between myself and Ms. Milano! Woohoo! 🙂
Bob – I hope we can look forward to seeing the other 2/3 at some point in the future.
Ran: She has classic features. Someone should paint her.
Erich: Yes, we shall roll-out the other 2/3rds over time when Stacy is a good boy. I must point out that, though I am eleven years older than the lovely Miss Milano, we, I just discovered, share the same date of birth [19 December] and Italian ancestry [I’m only 1/2, she’s full].
Registered with Disqus won’t let me comment say’s I’m still being vetted or updated or some such. Thus far not impressed.
Ah, yes, we’ll get to that. Painting her. With honey. And then, well, um, I’ve linked back here with what I hope is a congruent post.
Cheers!
Ran: Dirty Old Man.
Most dirty young men become “Dirty Old Men” I know I did.
Adobe: That’s what it says on the woman’s bathroom wall.