Rule 5 News: 08 October 2010 A.D.
08 October 2010 @ 23:57
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Reese Witherspoon…
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Tamara Drewe…
Renee Olstead…
Lisa Snowdon…
We interrupt Rule 5 News to bring you an Anti-Rule 5 Bulletin…
Kathy Griffin: with makeup / without makeup…
We now resume our regular Rule 5 programming:
Jessica Alba…
Danica Patrick…
Alexandra Ella…
Monica Bellucci…
Laura Zielinski…
Still haven’t scratched your Rule 5 Itch?
Irish Cicero can help; he’s a very good back scratcher.
The Camp Of The Saints 
Gee Bob, how about a little warning before you throw an anti-rule 5 bomb. This is the 3rd time this week I’ve had to go was my eyes out with battery acid.
Dan: Try the Brain Bleach – it’s much more effective and the effects don’t last as long.